My Expectations

Being the gentleman you are, I'm sure you understand and can accept these expectations; they are common sense and just good manners. Unfortunately there are those don't seem to get it and probably never will, so this is a bit like preaching to the choir.

At any rate, please review the following before trying to book an appointment. Misundertandings are unpleasent for both of us.

1. Do NOT discuss donations.
2. Do NOT discuss services.
3. Donations are accepted in the form of CASH only! No personal checks or credit cards will be accepted.
4. Donations are non-negotiable but all-inclusive and you can be rest assured there are no additional hidden fees, although tips and gifts - when deserved - are appreciated.
5. Missed appointments: I have a no tolerance policy for no call-no shows. If you fail to call to cancel an appointment you will not be able to schedule future appointments.
6. Illegal substances will not be tolerated, nor will intoxication. Anyone possessing any illegal substance will be asked to leave immediately and the donation is non refundable.
7. Rude behavior will not be tolerated. This includes verbal, physical, or any other behavior that I feel is inappropriate. It is my right to determine what constitutes rude behavior.
8. All appointments must be confirmed the morning of the appointment; otherwise the appointment will be cancelled. You must confirm by phone at least 2 hours prior to your appointment.
9. You must have a state-issued photo ID at the time of your appointment NO ID = NO APPTOINTMENT
10. Breaking any of the stated rules will cause early termination of the session. The donation is non-refundable.

Thank you.